No more hiding in the server room
Ode to the Cage Nut
A little free form poetry that I was "inspired" to do...
Oh! Cage Nut!
Oh! Cage Nut!
You suck. You're stupid.
Stupid.
Why would someone ever make you?
What is the purpose? Only to harm?
Stupid. Stupid.
My hands bleed with you. You stupid piece of engineering.
Why have square holes anyway? Those are stupid, too.
Stupid.
Clearly the purpose of you was to cut up my hand when trying to install you and 80 of your stupid friends. Stupid.
Stupid.
The guy who make you is a moron.
I shall now go back to work.
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Permalink Reply by Matt Simmons on -
Clearly you need the cage nut's best friend, the rack tool:
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Permalink Reply by John McGrath on -
And a power screwdriver...
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Permalink Reply by Wesley "Nonapeptide" on
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Haiku:
It is thee, Cage Nut
that has caused all my problems
oh yes, it is thee
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